Funnies

I love convos with my kids; they say some great and funny things.  Yesterday, both Kae and Drew had some great ones that I just had to share.

So last night, we were discussing germs (a common subject since Drew's infection) and why I couldn't use the knife now that Kaelynn had put it in her mouth. I mentioned that germs were everywhere and on everything we touch. Drew responds with "If you are not wearing clothes and jumping up, then you are not touching germs."

Earlier in the day, I was on the computer and Kae walks up to me.
Kae: If we see a giraffe outside do we need to come inside?
Me: You're not going to see a giraffe outside.
Kae: But if I do, do I need to come inside?
Me: Yes, come get mommy so she can see it too.

Background on the Kae story: the rule at our house is if you see a wild hog you need to come into the house. I guess she was wondering if the rule applied to giraffes too.